TGFW (Thank God For Wine)... because we can't say TGIF everyday.

Making baked mac&cheese... set the timer... 30 mins later, timer goes off and I realize I forgot to turn on the oven. TGFW.

I think my students replaced themselves with demon clones today. TGFW.

The dog took a massive shit in the kitchen and the boyfriend threw up on my sandals. In the same 5 minutes. TGFW.

Mistook Wednesday for Friday. TGFW.

"Wine is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin